Guitars
(some of them, old and new...)
spot the crooked 10th fret...

In 1961, after learning Ukulele, and numerous home made kitchen drawer-and-wooden stick string-twanging machines, I started to build six-string things. Among the very first, seen here held by my first ever playing student, Barry Pyatt, this was probably the third or fourth solid-bodied electric I made. It's a dim memory but the chances are that this was made from a stolen school desk lid...

I turned professional guitar maker and service mechanic in 1972, working with Wing Music, Bromley, Kent, UK. They gave me my first commercial workshop in 1974. So...

Barry Pyatt now runs Angel Films.

Click this link to hear "The Thing" (guitar extreme left in picture above)

 

Very clever pickup design by Aaron Armstrong (Kent Armstrong & Son)

Early 2005 - "Gibbon"... (TV100 lookalike) For Mark Dawson at www.golddust.co.uk Recording studios and CD duplication.

Very clever pickup design by Aaron Armstrong (Kent Armstrong & Son) enabled the neck pickup used here to be concealed under the scratchplate with no noticeable volume drop compared to the bridge pickup. Carbon graphite matrix reinforced neck joint. Beeootiful. This was so successful that it inspired me to build one of these for myself; well, two, actually (see below).

Leftie headstock

For Me !!!GIANT STRAT! (More below)

"Thing" & "Baby Blue"
Left - "Thing" - 1997
Right - "Baby Blue" late 2004 -
and one for the stove (below)... 1990
burn, baby, burn!!!
late 2004 a guitar called "Fetish"
late 2004 - a guitar called "Fetish"

A giant guitar sculpture!

(commission)

Aberaeron, Wales UK

May 2005 - a very fast and easy utility finish for guitars has been something I've wanted to work out how to do for many years.

This is black PVA applied with a stippling paint brush. The result is similar to the that of a typical bowl-back (very like an Ovation).

Inspired by watching Bob Ross, the TV painter.

The combination of a Telecaster®Fender type neck pickup with an under-saddle piezo transducer on a semi-acoustic body yields a truly fantastic sound (with bronze strings).

Kentish Hops engraved brass

<Far left - A recently-auctioned eBay item; built circa 1991, I think - and below, a small experimental acoustic body in plywood, showing decorative crossed-sword motif X-bracing and extra sound holes in Celtic form. Body sacrificed to re-use a good neck.

'Arthur'

Fishing-line, kitchen drawer and a resounding "bang" as the bridge fell over. All of the notes were in the wrong place when I stood it up again. We learn about harmonics eventually...

 

"The Thing" (super 'widdly-diddly' heavy metal rock guitar) and "Plankensticken" ~fretless bass~ both made for use in The Ankh Band.

Not much to say about any of this...

Just a small selection of custom guitars is all.

1988 - 2010

Full-screen would help here.

"Gis'nob"

Hand made parts

"The Fly"

"Blues Junior"

(Rolling ball volume control and staggered humbucker)

Hand made parts

machine gun water pistol

Machine gun water pistol (very powerful). The funny story associated with this is that it was ordered by the customer as a present for someone else who turned out to be a left-handed bass player. Kharma, eh?

< Machine gun guitar

17th century >>> Telecaster copy. The hurricane of 1987 which hit the South of England made old barns collapse and provided me with the opportunity to make some really unique instruments.

17th century tele

various copy

"teles"

®Fender

bird's eye maple

Hand made brass parts; hand made pickups.

"Teamwood" - used by Jeff Beck to make "Guitar Workshop" album 1990(-ish?).

And, the plank where "Teamwood" came from.

TEAMWOOD (4"x2" body)

Distressed finish

engraved with hops for Kentish Farmer

"Disturbaphon"

nylon "hinged" trem

nylon hinged trem

one-piece brass nut-string tee

three necks and three bodies at once (never repeated)
Made from a picture frame back from the Victoria and Albert Museum, the front laminate on this one for some reason proved eye-catching to many punters. It produced voluminous orders. In the end, despite setting the number for the limited edition of hand-made "teles" at 47 (because that was the year of my birth and also the year that Leo Fender developed his ideas for the first properly-serviceable solid bodied electric, the end number was 70-ish. Lost count...

One for the fire

"Brick wall" guitar, complete with overflow pipe, green slime and ivy scratchplate. Plus, far right, "Knotty One" made from scrap pine joist with carved heffalump; neck rosewood and maple.

Electric harp made from armchair and stair bannister. Solid aluminium 18-string electric guitar, with trem system, given to Pete Townsend of 'The Who' (Break this, you f***er!)...

Bob Davison

Takes ages but at least you know you're breathing high quality dust...

 

A plastic (Formica fronted) antifeedback acoustic prior to the back being fitted. 1994.

plastic guitar construction

The antifeedback acoustic guitar was discovered by accident in 1993. Using Formica as the front (table), standard X-bracing bracing simply does not work, as I found out back in 1972. The bracing in this system is a complex pattern of thin 3-ply birch plywood glued on edge and individually tuned (like small tuning forks). The aim was to represent as many resonances as possible but the result was a guitar design that, when fitted with a piezo-type undersaddle pickup, could be played at extremely high volume without any body feedback at all. Messing around with patents is a rich man's game - and the major guitar manufacturers were indifferent to the idea. So after 12 prototypes were sold, I gave up on the idea. Sticking a bridge to Formica is a bad idea, too! Don't go there...

 
three from 1976she'll never admit to 40

~ above left; three guitars attempting to 're-invent the wheel', previously adequately covered by Leo Fender...

~above right; a key ring for a lady who will never admit to being 40 years old...

~and to the right; a harp dulcimer for a thalidomide victim

The Ford 34 Coupé guitar. Built for Jeff Beck in 1992 (commissioned by a mutual acquaintance). Body and wheels carved in Jelutong (pattern-maker's favourite) wood.
"George" guitar. Rubber "Super-ball" suspension trem system developed over 5 year period 1974-1979. This was the first axe I built at Yalding, Kent, upon moving there in 1978, from South-East London. 10 years later, Troy Tempest offered George Thorn a lot of money for this instrument but the offer was declined and the would-be punter was told I had ceased building. Troy approached me and had two guitars built to his own design. This brought me out of temporary retirement and eventually led to the limited edition of "tele"() copies built between 1988 - 1997 (about 80-90 lost count...)

Not a guitar - an electric "Multi-Harp" (1980).

Rubber "Super-ball" suspension again. 7 harps, each of 6 strings, each harp pre-tuned to a separate chord, each chord with its own individual trem system, keyboard selection and cross-fading facilities. Totally the business sound.

For George Thorn, eventually traded for studio time.

See better picture (on Facebook)

More recently, in retirement, I have dabbled again with acoustic guitar experiments, using thin plywood and a kind of fan bracing system. The acoustic guitars you hear on the mp3 tracks from album 1 on this site are mostly recorded with one of these. "Rocks On Mars" was made in my garden, straight to minidisc (when the thing used to work), using this epoxy-coated prototype. The Celtic knotwork style rosette was carved in wax and cast in a silicon rubber mould.

Hear "Socks" here...

 

- and here is a normal-size ukulele as featured on: -

"Zero G"

The "Dove". Some time ago, I was given some planks of teak timber and made this axe from it. Not the usual construction material for a solid-bodied electric guitar... necessarily the body had to be extremely thin! The pickup was designed along the lines of a Charlie Christian thingy. Great for recording with effects but not very nice at all straight to amp. Cool thing to own, though. Neck is straight through, one piece with body.

Below is a shot of four of my arsenal of planks...

On the left is "Thing", the body of which is oak (and a lot of superglue). Second from left is "Teamwood", used by Jeff Beck to make the 1990 album "Guitar Workshop". "Dove" you know about. On the right is "Knotty One" made from some old pine joists, rescued from a skip.

Calendar Stone is concrete from silicone mould.

The first tele copy (below) I did when in business 1988. Made entirely from memory without one to copy from. For Wango Wiggins: -

This Zemaitis copy (below left), was built for Roger Wootton of the band Comus. Another example of my bracing system. Below right is a "Dreadnought" proportioned prototype, as suggested by Andy Manson, upon seeing "Nameless" the small-bodied original. This also bears the fan-braced plywood system and black stippled acrylic finish. Epoxy-cast Celtic rosette from wax original via mould.

My bracing system with Celtic carved rosette (below). For my neice. Note blackbird bridge design.

Below: - Late model from days in Kent.

"Nameless" is Bernie's. Built 2007 for me.

"Harpica" - an 8-string harp.

2009

Hear Harpica here...

Fretless sitar/harp

2007

Hear this thing!

 

"Beethoven Bear" and two tele copies 1988.

For Dave Roffie. "Todger". Huge body cavities for Dave's electronic wizardry to add stuffing.

<<< Two 8-stringers - Left: -"Botticello" (see buttocks)

<<< & Right: -"Isabella" electric mandolin.

 

Below, "Sarah" sitar-harp.

Left: "Arthur" something I made for myself, at 24 hours notice, to record a radio jingle talk-over track.

Below: - Kubiki copy that got me back into guitar making in 1988, commissioned by Troy Tempest.

Electric violin made for Barney, member of the Ankh Band, 1996

Ankh track

"Minos Mouse" 1980-ish

Inspired by visit to Crete and palace of Knossos.

In the early 90's, I made several experimental acoustics using Formica for the soundboard (below).

James Muir with prototype 7(?) - built for Peavey as demo of the Formica formula.

Unfortunately, Formica sounds good but...

Prototypes 3, 4 and 5 of the Formica formula 1994, to Peavey body shape.

- doesn't like having a bridge glued on. Not for long, anyway!

Leo Fender just got it so very right when he designed the Broadcaster, later to become the Telecaster.

It was a huge privilege, I consider, for me to have reproduced this icon of super-classic industrial design so many times over the years.

Impossible to improve upon or simplify, this headstock design just reeks of class and "fit for purpose" style.

A mechanic's spanner is designed for and does just one job and the Telecaster is the perfect machine that the world of modern music needed at the time: - 1947.

Once Leo put a truss-rod in the neck it was "job done".